Part Time Job: Kitchen Help

Name:  Joshua 

Job Objective:

I bring to this job a creative perspective which allows me to redecorate my mommy's kitchen quickly and in a very unique manner each and every time.

Experience: 

October 2009 - Discovered my innate ability to open and close drawers while crawling through the kitchen.

November 2009 - Realized the objects in the cupboards and drawers can move at my will.  I educated myself well on how to make things stand up, knock them over, and rearrange.

December 2009 - Began to entertain myself very well with rearranging the drawers and cabinets.  So much so that my mommy gave me a drawer and cupboard all to myself to further encourage my great potential.

January 2010 - Expanded my horizons to removing and replacing objects in my drawers and cabinets with other objects around the house.

February 2010 - Perfected my ability to completely empty a whole set of drawers and a cabinet in the matter of a few minutes, mommy's email checking time.

As noted in the photograph above, I can give a clean kitchen a whole new look in a matter of minutes.  Nothing is sacred, be prepared that I will use every object at my disposal to create a new look for you and your kitchen.  Rest assured, you will giggle with me the whole time because my "work" really is quite entertaining.  I plan to continue my education by moving on to the bookshelf in the living room.

References:

Mommy and Daddy